What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

No way

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Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

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No go.

Loons and Moons

So they tried

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to