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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 16:35

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
No way
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to